Sit. Stay. Be loyal. Be faithful.
Wait for me.
I’m coming over later. (Sit)
No, I can’t make it tonight. (Stay)
I love you so much. (Be loyal)
Forever and always. (Be faithful)
I’m going out tonight, but tomorrow? (Wait for me)
I am tied up to a post that stands outside of your life.
When we play fetch, you throw your love and devotion and I chase after it.
I am doe-eyed and naive, as I follow you everywhere.
(Sit) I’ll meet you at your place.
(Stay) I’ll see you tomorrow instead, ok?
(Be loyal) You and me against the world baby girl.
(Be faithful) I think about you all the time.
(Wait for me) It’s really just the boys tonight, you can come next time.
I am well trained by you, and obedient.
Not only am I house broken but, I have become completely broken.
I haven’t got the will left to fight for your attention.
But I do have the sense not to be your pet.
I would rather be a Mangy Mutt than Man’s Best Friend.